What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?

Then came..

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

No, not a chance

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

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No go.

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

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No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

My son flunked his road test because he was driving a Tesla, dad says - NJ.com

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Laws of physics are still broken: Attempt to explain away black holes' central singularity falls short, scientist says - Space

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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